I'm a chronic relapser. I guess I always will be..

The hype man's job is to get everybody out of their seats and on the dance floor to have a good time..

Misbehave more beautifully; more often..

Everything possible to be believed is an image of truth." -Taleswapper.

If you hype something and it succeeds, you're a genius - it wasn't a hype. If you hype it and it fails, then it was just a hype..

The public is never wrong..

You don't adjust. You just dominate..

I have no literary fears..

Because they knew each other's thoughts, they even quarrelled without speaking..

I ain't got no beef with east coast, I think it's just being hyped up..

I'm a version of the same person..

I have seen my mugshot..

Never live with someone that won the Heisman..

We are not by nature cruel..

[G]lobal warming, that manufactured monomania..

I like it when I strut..

Tell them to send everything that can fly..

For me, I've gotten better at that since I've gotten older. I never was good at that when I was younger..

I hope Mr. Obama has success..

Instead of speaking saintly words we must act them..

You change the rules or you are going under..