You`ve got to just follow the money [in Washington]. You see it. There`s no countervailing power..

The less it is possible that something can be, the more it must be..

One either meets or one works..

The more things you own, the more they own you..

I will not be misquoted!.

I am one of the crucified dead..

I hope they understand that I really understand That they don't understand.

My IQ is somewhere between Spiro Agnew's and Albert Einstein's..

Work isn't really work for me..

Nothing good ever comes without a price..

Truth cannot be imparted, it must be inflicted..

My act is based on my life..

Money bought freedom; without it one could never be free..

I would rather be loved by somebody who respected me..

My Twitter reflects what's going on with me in my life..

What you see you become..

But what we all have to learn is that we can't do everything ourselves..

We don't have time to be sad.

Now I am the unknown, the unknowable..

We are what we continually do..

I dunno Lloyd, the French are assholes..