I'm very competitive..
Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes..
Has anybody seen my tambourine?.
I don't offend anyone, I don't use anyone, I don't exploit anyone..
Not everything that is legal is reputable..
Never build yourself up by tearing another down..
I just don't like being told what to do..
I never take myself too seriously..
Go where youre celebrated - not just tolerated..
If there is a God, there is a map. If God has a map, his map is the true map..
There must be nothing in my daily conduct that, copied by another, could lead that one into unholiness..
I've always dressed like a dude..
I don't take things off. I either check things off or I add things..
There are no atheists in foxholes" isn't an argument against atheism, it's an argument against foxholes..
I don't like Kublai Khan, let's just kill him off!.
What belongs to someone, belongs to someone..
I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..
If there is a god, I think he has a sense of humour. He does not require human beings to protect him from satire..
I never thought I was wasted, but I probably was..
'Friends' was a magical thing, and no one's going to ever have anything like that again..
They are the we of me..