You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Only the autodidacts are free..

If you loved once, and if you cared once, you never really stop. And if you build a true foundation, a true friendship, that never really goes away..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

You don't have to act as if you care; you just have to care enough to act..

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I prefer to drive myself. I guess I like to be in control..

I have to be pretty close to what I am..

I dont have time to be depressed..

'Sugarland Express' was pretty amazing..

Straight ahead you can't go very far..

I am a romantic, I admit it..

We live in all we seek..