For me life is a challenge. And it will be a challenge if I live to be 100 or if I get to be a trillionaire..

Death is the only grammatically correct full stop..

If it isn't spotless, it isn't clean!.

If you're a stand-up, you're more or less yourself..

I may be uninspiring, but I'll be damned if I'm alien..

All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday..

Once you start on an idea it proliferates in itself..

If you're trying to make someone happy, you gotta try and make them happy..

In my experience, anyone can paint if he doesn't have to..

I love all my Wrights and it would be impossible to say which one I love more, but if you really pushed me, it would be Joe..

It's only too late if you don't start now..

See the gift that change delivers..

I play a whole lot of instruments pretty badly, instead of playing one instrument really well..

I wanna be loved. I just wanna be loved..

The life we receive is not always what we choose..

That's where the money is, on the road..

Can you see me? All of me? Probably not. No one ever really has..

Don't you try and go through life worried if someone had liked you or not. You best make sure that they are doing right by you..

If you stick to what you know; you sell yourself short..

Never say, "I tried it once and it did not work.".

I'd rather work to live than live to work..