If you are good to this one and that one, this one and that one will say that you are good. If you are good to everyone, no one will say that you are….

If you want to control somebody, support them. Or marry them..

When a person says only what others love to hear, he is largely liked; but if he loves to say what he likes only, then others hardly hear him..

I never get my creativity flowing. I'm a pro, this is how I earn my living. If it don't flow, I don't eat..

I like movies. Movies have afforded me a modicum of luxuries. The thing about the movies is, if you're bad in a movie, you're bad forever..

If it's meant to be for you, it's going to happen..

But if I were you, I would stand by the nephew. He has more to give..

If you like your existing plan you get to keep it.

Find fault, when you must find fault, in private, if possible; and some time after the offense, rather than at the time..

What has worked before is never as good as something that has never been tried before, even if it doesn't work..

I couldn't give you something mediocre even if that's all you asked for..

If anything is possible, then nothing is interesting.

If you’re decent to others, then you’re decent to yourself..

If you analyse anything, you destroy it..

If not now, then when ? If not you, then who ?.

Life has gone by as if I never lived.

If you can get people to laugh, you can get people to listen..

If success corrupts, I'm probably pretty corrupted by now..

No one told me that you could be alive and be happy. No one told me, and if someone had I wouldn't have believed them. I thought that you had to die ….

If nobody has too much, everybody will have enough..

Why are women still this underclass? If we all banded together....