If we believe the good we read about ourselves, we have to believe the bad we read about ourselves..

I just have this feeling that if it weren't for the Gloversville Free Library that I probably would not be a writer..

If you're emotional and you're great at something, the money will follow..

If you live with love... You will love living..

If you are happy, you are a geezer..

This must be a real horrorshow film if you're so keen on my viddying it..

I'd stop anyone from taking that smile from you. I would, if I were allowed..

If you have a sword, and the Aielman has his bare hands, it is an even fight. If you're good..

Nothing would mean anything if I didn't live a life of use to others..

You could never be an adolescent if you don't look like one..

If you don't vote, you're going to get a spanking..

If, in short, there is a community of computers living in my head, there had also better be somebody who is in charge; and, by God, it had better be ….

He who rushes headlong into love will fare worse than if he had cast himself from a precipice..

If you do not love too much, you do not love enough..

Nothing in science has any value if it is not communicated..

If you can't fix it, you have to stand it..

If you can remember the sixties, you weren't there..

If millions are born millions must die..

We either get success or lessons. If we learn our lessons successfully, we get both..

If you can't fill the till, then don't pass the bill..

If all you've got is somebody else's stuff that you've lifted, nothing really deep, then it is going to thin out..