The way I see it, if you declare something portable, you'll always be wrong, and if you declare it non-portable, you'll always be right..

Do something that surprises yourself cause if you don't surprise yourself, you're not going to surprise anybody else..

You can't give it to others if you don't have it in yourself..

If you don't throw it, they can't hit it..

If you hang with 9 broke people, you'll be the 10th..

If a man takes off his sunglasses I can hear him better..

If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better..

What if they were allowed to choose their own mate? And chose wrong?.

I’m not going to start churning out what you expect. If you want me to be a manufactured act, you can f*** off..

It's always sad if anybody you know has a personal problem..

If you can think it, you can do it.

If you don't respect me you're not gonna get that respect back..

Do what you do and mean it every second of the day. If you don't, you're living someone else's life..

If you repeat something, it can become pointless. Some things can repeat and be endlessly fascinating..

If I ever play Hamlet, it'll be in a dress!.

If you don’t act, the danger becomes stronger..

If the gospel isn't good news for everybody, then it isn't good news for anybody..

Between being loved and being feared, I have always believed Machiavelli was right. If nobody is afraid of me, I’m meaningless..

If you want to keep getting what you're getting, keep doing what you're doing..

If you want to put far more living in your life, start living every day as if it was your last..

It's what happens. You love, then you lose, then you die. Even if you survive, you die..