If you are going to tell people the truth, you had better make them laugh or they will kill you..

The worth of things can't be measured by what they cost but by what the cost you to get it, that if anything costs you your faith or your family, the….

If I see an ending, I can work backward..

If not now then when? Oh I can always do it tomorrow. Unfortunately there is no lifetime of tomorrows..

If you do things out of time you're weird..

If you want something, if you take it for your own, you'll always be taking it from someone else..

If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right..

The windfall of great riches can, if mismanaged, make things worse, not better, for the recipients..

I tend to spiral out of control if I'm not working. I get panicked and don't know what to do with myself..

It says in the Bible that if you argue with a fool, you become one. That’s why I don’t talk to Fred Durst!.

Giving is living. If you stop wanting to give, there's nothing more to live for..

O Rakshas, everything is always all right in the end. If it isn't all right, then it isn't the end.

If the truth doesn't save us, what does that say about us?.

You're only good if you can do bad and decide not to..

If we just planned for everything we could, we’d make it through everything we couldn’t..

Nobody says if you hit No. 2 in the world you have to win all your matches..

Do not be sad about what you do not have. Instead, be happy about what you do have. If you will be sad about what you don't have, you will not be hap….

If sin rules in me, God's life in me will be killed; if God rules in me, sin in me will be killed..

Happiness is only real if shared..

If you can just actually let the character be for a bit, then you get the right sense..

Fear? If I have gained anything by damning myself, it is that I no longer have anything to fear..