Your health is not outside of you..

The English, the English, The English are best: So Up with the English and Down with the Rest!.

Do what's good for you Or you're not good for anybody.

Nothing burps better than bacon..

A marriage can go wrong at any time..

Whatever you're aiming for, God's better..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

There's nothing like a great piece of theater - a great performance in a great piece of theater..

I don't have a particular genre that I want to stick to; if you work on a small piece, you take that experience with you when you work on a big piece….

If you cast your supporting cast well, it should be seamless. You shouldn't even notice who's a big part and who's a small part. A good cast enriches….

I never get recognised..

You got to go along to get along..

I see courage everywhere I go in Africa..

The public makes it so that we have to keep assaulting each other..

You spend your life getting walked on, you learn to recognize the tread..

True love comes when it will, not when it's called..

All change begins with someone having a thought..

Don't just talk about it, do it..

You can't find what doesn't exist, but you can create it..

Do what's right and you'll never go wrong..

Not everyone is at the top of his or her game all the time - you can't be..