He is not to them what he is to me..

What I am is what I am. Are you what you are - or what?.

Women don't have an expiration date..

Madonna is the most famous woman on the planet and has been for a number of decades..

The public be damned..

You gotta keep the funny intact..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

The better I shoot, the less I have to maneuver..

The new evangelization ... begins in the confessional..

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing..

And he smote the Balrog upon the mountainside..

You must be much WITH God before you can be much FOR God..

Money amassed either serves us or rules us..

Those who are not good to others are bad to themselves..

I have no wisdom and nothing useful to tell you - I only mentioned this because it came into my head..

We never get so near God as when we plead for others..

Maintain yourself and everything maintains itself around you..

You instinctively like what you can't do..

Failure is part of success..

But you don't have your druthers in life, do you?.

Ballplayers, like everyone else, like to get told they did something right..