I'm getting grumpier all the time..
Success consists of being and doing, not simply accumulating..
You're not going to learn how to do it until you do it..
Become such as you are, having learned what that is..
A smattering of everything, and a knowledge of nothing..
My act is based on my life..
I am Not The Best, But I Have The Potential To Be Something Great..
We often do not see what we do not expect to see..
Calamus fortior gladio..
The greasier, the better..
unrequitted love amuses me.
There are some things that cannot be expressed through words. And that is why we dance..
I take the Bible far too seriously to take it literally..
Some things are worth the splurge..
Do for yourself, for no one else will..
What do we do now, now that we are happy?.
You learn from the good, you learn from the bad..
I gave you things I wasn't sure I even had..
I don't like anything new..
I am open to everything..
You gotta keep the funny intact..