We're here to get each other through this thing, whatever it is..

Nothing good ever comes without a price..

I don't ban bloggers from my shows. I have a separate line: VIP seating for bloggers..

That’s what you do for family. Anything..

Don't take yourself too seriously. And take yourself as seriously as death itself..

Reegan scowled at Cath. "Are you Zack, or are you Cody?"..

Humans are wired to feel uncomfortable with uncertainty and contingency, and so we gravitate to a position after a short time even if we have no new ….

I always wanted to make movies no matter what. It's true. No matter how I was getting to do it, that's what I wanted to do..

I'm not much of a jokester..

I don't always understand my worth..

When you're good at something, make that everything.

What would Tyler Durden do?.

I know my sound when i hear it. My stroke is just my stroke..

I tend to eat geographically. When I'm in L.A., I like to eat L.A. food..

My act has always reflected what's going on in my life..

Without someone telling you what you are doing is wrong, you can't say what you are doing is right..

Entropy is not about speeds or positions of particles, the way temperature and pressure and volume are, but about our lack of information..

I love a woman who can out-eat me..

One of the wonderful things about the information highway is that virtual equity is far easier to achieve than real-world equity...We are all created….

I've been on top longer and I am younger. I'm just better..

I just want people to know the facts and science and the information... measles is preventable..