Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

When you've got a Chautauqua in your head, it's extremely hard not to inflict it on innocent people..

A serious person can never be innocent, and one who is innocent can never be serious..

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

I learned so much from Tony Danza I learned so much about myself..

All of us are better when we're loved..

Celebrity is something I've never been into, and never will be..

All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent.

Animals are, like us, endangered species on an endangered planet, and we are the ones who are endangering them, it, and ourselves. They are innocent ….

I'm definitely someone that's private. I've never been interested in celebrity..

You won't build relationships unless you let your guard down.

We must prepare for everything..

I had no Freedom. I had nothing..

When something possesses me, I go ahead and do it..

I am not a Frenchie, I'm a Belgie!.

All the backstories are there but not talked about..

it wont be possible to be famouse without courage..

When you're the ingénue no one is really interested in you for that..