All in all, I wouldn't call it a bad outing. It was a short outing..

I always loved movies, but I never thought I would presume to be a screenwriter and definitely not a director..

A running machine, that glides over mud, crud and goop..

There's nothing wrong with being an agitator..

Don't talk yourself into not being you..

Nothin' ain't worth nothin' but it's free..

It is indeed possible for those who have the will, courage and faith..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

I'd like to make a movie pretty soon, so I could get a rest..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Running is 80 percent mental..

Only the autodidacts are free..

Recognize your victories..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

Money out of nothing is money that is eventually worth nothing..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

Running is my church..

I recreate myself; that is my only power..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..