I've succeeded at everything except my life..

That's what poems are for, unlivable love..

Freedom has never been free..

Our nation is like a tree of which the original trunk is swarajya and the branches are swadeshi and boycott..

Your thoughts are making you..

I am different, not less.

You reach a point where you say you're not going to do juveniles any longer..

These are the days of bootleg love..

Could you be loved and be loved?.

I didn't particularly like being objectified..

I think not focusing on money makes you sane, because in the long run it can probably drive you crazy..

Times change and you have to adapt..

You`ve got to just follow the money [in Washington]. You see it. There`s no countervailing power..

When we are honoured for a thing, we become attached to that thing..

Successful people spend 10% of their time focused on the problems and 90% of the rest, focused on the solution..

If everything was perfect you would never learn and you would never grow..

I am one of the crucified dead..

Fun is about as good a habit as there is..

I love to work. I love doing standup..

This is how it is now. This is my life..

Take charge of your thoughts!.