Daily life is governed by an economic system in which the production and consumption of insults tends to balance out..

Nothing is true unless it works. And it has to work for you, not for someone else..

Upward, not Northward.

By 40, all women are amazing..

Though I never shout at Labour Members or insult them, I can never understand the psychology of some of our men who endeavoured to reason with them..

An image is always only showing what's necessary for a thought, not the thought itself..

Someone suggested the Kaiser Chiefs while we were looking for a band name. We had so many ideas ourselves, at least one of us had said no to every id….

I lived and languished..

Always be more than you appear and never appear to be more than you are..

There is something in us that can be without us, and will be after us, though indeed it hath no history of what it was before us, and cannot tell how….

Words will be just words till you bring them to life.

claire:shes floating whats wrong with that shane:Nothing but she didnt even insult me now thats just wrong.it desturbs me..

This pilot, by far, was the best I ever read - and I hope that insults every other pilot I worked on..

I am occasionally loveable but for the most part I’m like loving a raincloud..

The simpler things are, the happier they are..

Possibly I've become less funny as I've been happier..

The more you talk about something, the less accurate it gets..

Time punishes us by taking everything, but it also saves us - by taking everything.

3-D movies can make me nauseous..

Because love, love never finishes..

I do what I do because I love it..