In comedy, I hate that cop-out where you say, "Just kidding." I know you're just kidding. Don't insult my intelligence by spelling it out for me that….

Start small and with your own money..

There's a lot of freedom for me living in L.A..

Success comes from what you do, not from what you say you are going to do..

He's a male chauvinistic piglet..

What I am is what I am. Are you what you are - or what?.

The public be damned..

The new evangelization ... begins in the confessional..

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing..

The cruelest thing that has happened to Lincoln since he was shot by Booth was to fall into the hands of Carl Sandburg..

But you don't have your druthers in life, do you?.

To refuse to accept the call of your best life is to insult the force that created you..

If you can't ignore an insult, top it; if you can't top it, laugh it off; and if you can't laugh it off, it's probably deserved..

Everything in life has its price..

Whatsoever is, is in God..

Our senses are always part of the process..

I intend to be me. Whatever that is..

I like my work to stand on its own as much as possible..

Anything we put on screen has gone through massive changes. That's always part of the process..

I find the more I DJ, the more ideas I have and the more music I want to make..

Do not seek to be loved at any price, because Love has no price..