For more than half a century... this Union has stood unshaken. Whatever dangers may threaten it, I shall stand by it and maintain it in its integrity….

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

There's humor in everything. There's gotta be humor in everything..

When people tell you who they are, Maya Angelou famously advised, believe them. Just as importantly, however, when people try to tell you who you are….

Here we are on the road. We must be going somewhere..

Technique plays a part - you have to know how to play..

Discern the vital few from the trivial Many..

Mexicans are quasi-legal..

I don't take no dive for nobody. Whaddya think I am, a tanker!.

Before beginning, prepare carefully..

Money amassed either serves us or rules us..

I like having options, alternate lives unlived but always possible..

I definitely talk about stuff I watch, but it's longer-form stuff..

Discover what you are..

I have always been afraid of banks..

La pereza anda tan despacio que la pobreza no tarda en alcanzarla..

You are someone worth loving.

Can we all just stop being dicks?!.

The distance between your knowledge of truth and your obedience is called lack of integrity. And the amount of negative behavior-or lack of integrity….

I never starved myself..

We want to promote the great quality of athletics - and maintain it's integrity - all over the world..