3-D movies can make me nauseous..

Find more pleasure in intelligent dissent than in passive agreement, for, if you value intelligence as you should, the former implies a deeper agreem….

I think space exploration is very important. I think there is very intelligent life on Mars. I believe that Martians are spying on us from the bottom….

I have a rule - 'funny is funny!' When I write comedy, it's not my aim to upset people. I will be offensive, edgy and immature, but I will also be ve….

I rarely do things based on what everybody else is doing; I never have..

I am as omnivorous as it's possible to be. I always say there's nothing I won't eat and nothing I won't wear..

The MS really started going downhill in 1990..

You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

I think of the thrill of an intelligent woman talking just to me..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

If a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent animal would be a rabbit, followed by the animal most willing to obey th….

See yourself reacting to threats, not by running away or evading them, but by meeting them, dealing with them, grappling with them in an aggressive i….

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

First, Know well that Intellectuality is not intelligence. To be intellectual is to be phony; it is a pretending intelligence. It is not real because….

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

Mediocrity can talk, but it is for genius to observe..

The essence of parenthood is to make children think that they are the most handsome, intelligent, brilliant person in the world..

I have nothing intelligent to say..

Beware of people preaching simple solutions to complex problems. If the answer was easy someone more intelligent would have thought of it a long time….