You don't have to take yourself so seriously all the time..

You can't escape from what you are..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Uncyclopedia isn't funny anymore..

I'm most certainly not the Beatles..

There's something unsettling about being continually sold something..

To understand yourself is the beginning of wisdom..

Faith that is sure of itself is not faith; faith that is sure of God is the only faith there is..

I learned so much from Tony Danza I learned so much about myself..

All of us are better when we're loved..

Celebrity is something I've never been into, and never will be..

It's very hard for students not to be in debt unless they've got big scholarships or rich parents. And it's called investing in your future, but like….

Index funds have regularly produced rates of return exceeding those of active managers by close to 2 percentage points. Active management as a whole ….

I'm definitely someone that's private. I've never been interested in celebrity..

Never buy a stock because it has gone up or sell one because it has gone down..

It's nonsensical to derive a price/earnings ratio by dividing the known current price by unknown future earnings..

We conclude that hedge funds are far riskier and provide much lower returns than commonly supposed..

You won't build relationships unless you let your guard down.

It's not that stock prices are capricious. It's that the news is capricious..

Index funds do not trade from security to security and, thus, they tend to avoid capital gains taxes..

We must prepare for everything..