I had always been heavily influenced by stand-up..

I feel like a Mac store! I have a Canadian iPhone, an American iPhone and an iPad. I'm constantly downloading music to iTunes..

Something that cannot be explained cannot be seen..

When you don't have certain senses your other senses become heightened..

I only like boutiques..

It is up to us not to bury that potential we have..

I love a woman who can out-eat me..

Some things just have to be believed to be seen..

The full veil is not appropriate for Germans, and should be banned wherever legally possible..

Everything takes longer than you expect, even when you expect it to take longer than you expect..

Why is it better to love than be loved? It is surer..

Beauty is health. Health is beauty..

I have wished you something None of the others would..

Maybe I am not French, maybe I am from nowhere..

There's so much to learn and so much of it not worth learning..

I ain't got much education, but I got some sense..

Lu-cy...you have some s'plainin' to do. ~Gem.

Obviously, there's a million things we're allowed to say on late-night cable that you're not allowed to say on a prime time broadcast..

When I hit one over, I knew I was good..

I'm 52 years old, which means I'm of an age where my reading habits are more or less set. I read plenty of stuff on line but I rely on pretty traditi….

Maybe it's what we don't say/that saves us..