Don't talk yourself into not being you..

An unshared happiness is not happiness..

You wouldn't know how to perform a sketch that you don't find funny. You just couldn't do it..

Only the autodidacts are free..

I was always interested in doing it, but I was so content with my life that I didn't really go after it..

At a certain point my novels set. They set just as hard as that jam jar. And then I know they are finished..

Everything is out there. That's why they call it everything..

I know a few chords on the guitar, but I wouldn't be able do a show or even be part of a jam session with one..

Sometimes when I get home at night in Washington I feel as though I had been in a great traffic jam..

The more I work the happier I am..

I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..

I have so much respect for what's funny..

Food that walked and talked, that was us. McPeople..

No one ever gets to see what could’ve been..

Cheese and jam are really nice. Cheese and apple as well. Cheese and grapes are good..

The labels are in a jam. For a company to do well in music now, it's got to be in all aspects of the business. And Live Nation is the risk-taker. It'….

I'm getting more famouser by the day!.

Any necessary truth, whether a priori or a posteriori, could not have turned out otherwise.

How many times have I created to destroy?.

I have to be pretty close to what I am..

Mike, the best band to ever come out of Seattle was, of course, Pearl Jam. And that's what I expect the Seahawks to do - just jam it up the middle..