Maintain yourself and everything maintains itself around you..
Everyone changes all the time..
You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum..
I can be intolerably jealous and I think that’s what’s driven me. My ambition knows no end..
Everybody sings from their diaphragm..
To me, the movie is about power..
[I'm] more German than Irish..
Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..
I knew that a day I took away from the work did not make me too happy..
Upward, not Northward.
I had rather be guillotined than a guillotiner..
I like what I like, I don't like what I don't like, and I'm very bad at toning myself down..
Let science tell us what and how. Let religion tell us who and why..
It is always hazardous to express what one has to say indirectly and allusively..
Education isn't something you can finish.
All money is essentially merchandize..
I've never been competitive with anybody but myself..
I cannot live with someone who can't live without me..
I don't keep up with the Joneses, I am the Joneses..
I'm actually more confident when I'm tan..
I don’t like to do negatives. There are always pluses to things..