Nobody has a franchise on what is good..

Whoa, who peed in your Cheerios?.

Pretty good. Pretttttttty, pretttttttttty, pretttttty good..

Knowledge isn’t love.

Take what you do seriously, but yourself lightly.

I represent celebrities, but I am not a celebrity..

Act because you love to act..

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny..

I have never voted in my life..

I have never painted a recent picture..

I always hesitate to say that something is lifelike..

I respect music, I do. I love it..

To learn that happiness is what brings success, and not the other.

Don't confuse close with happy.

All I am is what I'm going after..

Love the questions, themselves..

I will never do anything in my entire life except preach the Gospel..

He never knew when he was whipped ... So he never was..

I'm living the best life that I could ever be living..

The unread is always better than the unreadable..

Identify the thing that is going to stop you and then stop it..