I start with the joke line and write backward..

I am one of the crucified dead..

Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others..

But you don't have your druthers in life, do you?.

Is anything accidental?.

Watching something is nothing like doing it..

You can't always say what you'd like to say..

There are good places to play and bad places..

Donald Trump has shown that he will essentially attack individuals, make Second Amendment jokes..

The Threarah doesn't like anything he hasn't thought of for himself..

There is no place to which we could flee from God, which is outside of God..

I read to be alone. I read so as not to be alone..

I'm just going to be me..

I hope we have American-topias..

I am competitive, and I like to be as competitive as possible in anything I do..

Not much happens in Russian Federation without Vladimir Putin..

We all have to meet our match sometime or other..

I worked with Cecil B DeMille quite a few times..

To understand something is to be delivered of it..

I like there to be a joke in practically every photo I take. Nobody has the right to make photography boring..

I've succeeded at everything except my life..