I've been right more than I've been wrong..

I see and approve better things, but follow worse..

I'm a rageaholic. I just can't live without rageahol..

Most things that are politically right are morally wrong.

Lenin lived, Lenin lives, Lenin will live..

You just gotta do what you gotta do whatcha can..

You've got one go in life, so make the most of it..

You and I aren't friends either..

It's time to be bold about who you really are..

I am not doddery... doddery I am not!.

At the beginning we learn to travel, then we travel to learn..

John Hughes loved improvisers..

We don't have time to be sad.

My act is based on my life..

And suddenly everything, absolutely everything, was there..

It's really good to be here and as I always say, it's really good to be anywhere!.

I'm just going to continue to do the music that I love..

It is worse to be irresolute than to be wrong..

It is time to finish off the U.S. once and for all..

Not all. Some of them he probably lectured to death..

But what we all have to learn is that we can't do everything ourselves..