I'm a little top heavy, so I have to pay attention to that area. I think it was from my years of swimming in school when I was a kid and it just over….

I've aged, but grown up? No..

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis..

Trenchmouth, really great band. Here's a photo of them in 1979 playing the Valley Green projects. It was an incredible, unusual experience. We ran a ….

It's a funny thing about me. I don't have any interest in food most of the time now, although when I was a kid I was always hungry.

As a kid, I dreamed of a knight in shining armor coming to rescue me. Now, I just dream of equal pay for equal work..

Every little kid has always wanted to be a race car driver. This gets some of that out..

There isn't a flaw in his golf or his makeup. He will win more majors than Arnold Palmer and me combined. Somebody is going to dust my records. It mi….

I think we all have a certain number of "coming of age" songs, and then a writer has to expand and grow into more varied and specific themes. And the….

Kids are always infatuated with the action in Martial Arts Films. Let me tell you, there is nothing better for kids than the Arts. That is what kept ….

If you have a kid and you try irony out on them, they don't get it at 7, 8 years old. You can't really hide the Internet from kids. It worries me som….

[about Planned Parenthood] It is teaching kids to fornicate, teaching people to have adultery, every kind of bestiality, homosexuality, lesbianism - ….

I actually like taking a mic and plugging it into an amp and giving it to a kid to see what they do, 'cause they flip out. They're way more in touch ….

Our kids are not here to comfort us, to entertain us, or to validate us. Those things need to come from ourselves and from other adults..

Accidental stacks considered harmful..

My mother had me on four times on TV show 'To Tell The Truth'. Four times. Only once as a contestant, but they had a bunch of kids on at the beginnin….

What are we going to blow up?" Morgan sighed happily and slapped joss on the back. " Kid... you just said my seven favorite words..

Too-broad questions, such as, "What's on your mind?" are apt to be answered "nothing" nearly one hundred percent of the time. Be careful of slipping ….

I don't make a habit of watching tennis matches, but I try to watch all the major finals. I try to make time for that. So unless I have something goi….

It's never over till it's over with a friend..

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..