Even now I can't trust life. It did too many awful things to me as a kid..

There was a guy with mental illness in the middle of the street just yelling and hollering. I have a number that I can call - it's not 911 - to tell ….

Working 14 hours a day until you're 55 and missing your kids growing up is not what I would consider a recipe for happiness..

I was a regular dork. I was a kid who was scrawny and all that, and probably kind of dumb or something. I wasn't unordinary; I wasn't extraordinary..

People make me feel like I have a problem because I haven't had a kid yet..

A lot of my colleagues just don't really realize that they have to work in order to get the interest of an audience, especially with young kids, espe….

Language is always evolving. It's difficult to read Shakespeare now because language has shifted. Similarly, kids these days can get to the point ….

I wanted some family structure and stability, and thats what The Partridge Family afforded me, not only financially but in the fact that I could be a….

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig..

My act is based on my life..

I want to talk to the bullied kids of the world. Tell them to hang on, it will get better. Know that an 'Iron Chef,' actors, musicians, artists and a….

The comic book is the marijuana of the nursery, the bane of the bassinet, the horror of the home, the curse of the kids and a threat to the future..

A day without a smile is a day wasted.

Wisconsin's kids shouldn't be allowed to fail just because Washington is failing them..

I'm still breathing because I have faith. My faith and my kids are the two things that matter..

Whatever your image is, it's probably not you, but it affords you the freedom to live up to it..

I'm in search of myself - have you seen me anywhere?.

People kept asking, Whats your market? Ive got no idea at all other than me, an eleven year old kid in a 56-year-old body. But there are a lot of us ….

I overthink a lot of things..

To be a small town kid from Hialeah, Fla., pitching in Miami and representing Team U.S.A., that says it all. It's a kid's dream. Don't pinch me. I do….

He’s more myself than I am.