The food industry is spending almost $2 billion a year marketing directly to children and teens. We know that those ads lead to children demanding ce….

Comedy today is definitely skewed to the filthy side, but it's not as hard today as I am more mature as a comedian and a person. I'm a grown up now d….

Travel definitely affects me as a writer..

My comedy is for adults, but you can have your kids listen to it. They won't get all the jokes because hopefully I'm more cerebral than a 10-year-old….

I'm actually part of a number of minorities. I grew up being a horribly awkward kid. A terrible student. And now I find myself as a filmmaker, and yo….

Do not be afraid of no, Who has so far, so very far to go..

Like kids who only ever get socks for Christmas, but still believe with all their hearts in Santa..

One of the things that turns me on the most is imagining new worlds, just as I did as a kid, when I listened to fairy stories and imagined what they ….

I'm going to do things when they are right for me..

Whatever kids are into, that might be their thing..

From being a young kid I was always drawing and painting, usually stuff like private parts or bloody images but always with a comedy twist to it..

I don't have any tattoos but I've thought about getting Ernie, from Bert and Ernie, on my earlobe. He made a big impression on me as a kid. And I hav….

Hell, nobody knows where jazz is going to go. There may be a kid right now in Chitlin Switch, Georgia, who is going to come along and upset everybody..

I wish we lived in a world where all kids were loved by their parents how I was and am every day..

When I was about eight, I decided that the most wonderful thing, next to a human being, was a book..

Kids don't learn the fundamentals of baseball at the games anymore..

When I was super young, I had an Atari and used to play Space Invaders. Then I fell in love with Mario Bros., Sonic the Hedgehog and Yoshi on Super N….

People pretend not to like grapes when the vines are too high for them to reach.

What you see is so much less than what you get..

As you get older and as your situation changes, it becomes different. Yes, I have to provide for my family, so if there's a chance that I'm not going….

When I was a school kid I used to read lots of comics. This started me on drawing, I would make my own comics about my teddy bear whose name happened….