I'm a great reader of history. I love - I have been reading history since I was a kid, and learning the lessons globally of what happened with people..

The kids didn't call me Amy Schumer; they called me Amy Jewmer. One summer, I'll never forget this, all the kids took turns throwing handfuls of penn….

The idea of my kids being spoiled, I go to sleep thinking about it. I wake up thinking about. I'm trying to do the right thing. With the amount of mo….

For the rest of my life I'll be thinking about that hamburger. I'll be sitting there at the counter, holding it in my hands with tears streaming down….

The reason I started to do comics for kids, the real reason is because it worked for me..

As a little kid, I was obsessed with Michael Jackson..

We're not the Faster-than-the-Speed-of-Light Generation anymore. We're not even the Next-New-Thing Generation. We're the Soon-to-Be-Obsolete Kids, an….

We know today about nutrition and we know about exercise. There's no reason for anybody to be sick and tired, fat and out of shape -- it's ridiculous….

Take those kids and raise them up, teach them how to drink out of a righteous cup..

Steven [Sebring] was documenting me as a widow with two children, going from 50 to 60 years old. My focus, during that time, was to rediscover myself….

For the women in California, they're just downtrodden because they're so gorgeous here. Every hot cheerleader comes to California to make it. The men….

The single largest variable that predicts SAT scores is family income. If you want higher SAT scores, you need to get your kids born into wealthier f….

~We were on a family trip to Death Valley, and there were moments when my husband and I wanted to just leave the kids there - all the whining! You th….

All is illusion, although as long as there's an illusion that the kids need to be fed, all might as well be reality..

When I was a little kid, I told stories..

It is important to remember when reading Adam Smith or even when just thinking about Smith that the era that he lived in, we're not talking about pov….

Sometimes you do have to bank on yourself. You do have to believe in your ideas enough to really get out there and fight for it despite what people t….

But it's important, while we are supporting lessons in respecting others, to remember that many of our youngest kids need to learn to respect themsel….

I was told stories, we were all told stories as kids in Nigeria. We had to tell stories that would keep one another interested, and you weren't allow….

I don't want my kid to hear any of the albums that I've made..

I think the idea that in a riddle there are two answers or two doors and that you have to pick the right one is almost sort of delightful to kids who….