He was the class clown, the court jester, because he'd learn early that if you cracked jokes and pretended you weren't scared, you usually didn't get….

John Hughes made a certain type of high school movie, and then it stayed static for 30 years. The only thing that changed was that maybe it was found….

In a weird Snookers world, like me and Snookers would make the best, like, little guidos and guidettes, little poofs and blow-outs on our little kids..

I was more of a dancing kid than a singing kid. I mean, I sang in school choirs and I sang in school musicals, but I was much more interested in danc….

Fear is a sign-usually a sign that I'm doing something right..

There's nothing like a great piece of theater - a great performance in a great piece of theater..

I do see a lot of my kids, but sometimes I feel as though we have snatched moments. I turn up half way through something, or I only see her at bedtim….

If I can give you any advice, it's this: every hour that you spend sat on the couch doing nothing, put it to good use, because when you have kids, an….

Doubtless there are other roads..

No one's going to shoot at me..

It's really good to be here and as I always say, it's really good to be anywhere!.

All Moanday, Tearday, Wailsday, Thumpsday, Frightday, Shatterday..

When I went to Afghanistan in 2003, I walked into a war zone. Entire neighborhoods had been demolished. There were an overwhelming number of widows a….

What so wild as words are?.

Liberals always exempt themselves from the rules that they impose on others..

We're in a psuedoscientific technobabble..

If you read to your kids you'll make readers out of them, partly because they'll associate reading with good parent time..

I remember as a kid being cold a lot, and hungry sometimes. Wed go to bed with just cornbread and milk, and I remember wearing shoes with holes in th….

I was the greenest rookie that ever was. One evening I was standing out on the sidewalk when a stranger approached and said, 'You're famous already k….

When somebody tells me I cannot do something, that's when I do it..

While they are kids, my children must do as I say..