President Bush said that our kids must be taught how to read. He said if his aides never learned to read, they'd never be able to tell him what's in ….

No one will ever touch Elvis.

Russia is not our friend..

Television is not like making records. I wanna tell all you kids, do not try this at home, 'cause it's hard. It takes a lot of hard work, a lot of pr….

One thing I savor about what I do is the relationships that I've earned over the years. Becky Herbst and I have been working together for 17 years. I….

Travel is not about money, it's about courage..

You don't want to be slavishly doing the same thing over and over again that everybody else has done, but at the same time, you're conscious of, "Thi….

Having your health is having everything in life..

Finding a kid that could be introspective and internal and thoughtful, and then also be wild and free and guileless and physical, it was hard. So at ….

It sounds very simple, but the truth is most people don't give themselves the opportunity to do what they really want to do, because they feel trappe….

Its easy to have kids, people try to scare you into thinking "oh its hard to have kids" Its not. I have two, and I have no idea where they are right ….

Certainly for me, when punk exploded in the 1970s, it was just great. We had these wonderful clothes to wear. We could do great things with our hair.….

The single most important thing in coaching is turning out educated kids who are ready for society..

Better to be the failure who nobly strived than the success who never really had to..

That's life again. We can't decide what we like..

If you can take something as ultimately frivolous [as a comic book] in the cosmic scale of things in the universe and what's important - people being….

If somebody says, "Oh, we're going to improvise!," I'm like, Oh, get me out of here..

Where both are friends, it is right to prefer truth..

The gods are cruel not because they make us work. They are cruel because they allow us to hope..

Most of the time when I receive a script, it says something like 'Rosenberg is the fat, slovenly Mayor, who doesn't want the kids to use the Skateboa….

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson..