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I wish to God that she [principal Dawn L. Hochsprung] had had an M-4 in her office, locked up so when she heard gunfire, she pulls it out... and takes him out and takes his head off before he can kill those precious kids.

I'd been familiar with comics, and I'd collected 'em when I was a kid, but after I got into junior high school, there wasn't much I was interested in

In our minds, love and lust are really separated. It's hard to find someone that can be kind and you can trust enough to leave your kids with, and isn't afraid to throw her man up against the wall and lick him from head to toe.

You just don't notice the time of your own metamorphosis. Until you do. Every once in a while time dissolves and you remember what you liked as a kid. You jump on your hotel bed, order dessert first, decide to put every piece of jewelry you own on your body and leave the house. Why? Because you can. Because you're the boss. Because... Ooooh. Shiny.

We're not the Faster-than-the-Speed-of-Light Generation anymore. We're not even the Next-New-Thing Generation. We're the Soon-to-Be-Obsolete Kids, and we've crowded in here to hide from the future and the past. We know what's up - the future looms straight ahead like a black wrought-iron gate and the past is charging after us like a badass Doberman, only this one doesn't have any letup in him.

Kids' hearts are malleable, but once they gel it's hard to get them back the way they were.

Forgive a wife-slammer if you can. But you don't have to live with him. Forgive a husband who is abusing your children if you can. But only after you kick him out of the house. And if you can't get him out, get help. It's available. In the meantime, don't let him near the kids, and don't let anyone tell you that if you forgive him it means you have to stay with him. [There's an important difference between forgiving a person and tolerating their bad behavior.]

Forgiving is an affair strictly between a victim and a victimizer. Everyone else should step aside...The worst wounds I ever felt were the ones people gave to my children. Wrong my kids, you wrong me. And my hurt qualifies me to forgive you. But only for the pain you caused me when you wounded them. My children alone are qualified to forgive you for what you did to them.

We were just a gaggle of kids, and everybody played together and had a good time. You know how kids can be completely horrible; abusive but fun. But anyway, it was a nice childhood.

I recruit hungry kids who love the game and want to get better and feel they have more questions than answers

Get the kids to understand that they shouldn't worry about who makes the shot, only whether or not the shot is made

One of the biggest reasons I like coaching college ball is the kids. I feel I can impact players lives

If I walk in a home and a kid disrespects a woman, his mother or grandmother, then I am out... I wont recruit them

The greatest sin a coach can commit is to allow kids to slide by. This goes for the classroom as well as the court

Defense is all about helping. No one can guard a good dribbler, You have to walk kids through how to help and then how to help the helper

I was an awkward kid.

Why do I have to be an example for your kid? You be an example for your own kid.

Kids should practice autographing baseballs. This is a skill that's often overlooked in Little League.

Lasorda's standard reply when some new kid would ask directions to the whirlpool was to tell him to stick his foot in the toilet and flush it.

I do feel a lot of times like I'm out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.

When I take my kids out for dinner or lunch, people smile at us.