I tell the kids that, even in a childhood marked by despair and deprivation, I knew that no matter what happened, I still had my family, or at least ….

Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs..

My family immigrated from Korea when I was four years old, and when I started school, I didn't speak English. I remember that other kids would blame ….

I saw...a kid on a leash. You seen these people? Kid on a leash? How horrible. Put him in the pound where he belongs..

Once a bird kid, always a bird kid. - maximum ride series.

Now that I've got kids, it's become really important for me on the health front to try to buy as much organic produce as possible..

Finally I want to say this: If you are a kid and you are out there and you are chubby and not so cute and nerdy and shy and invisible and in pain, wh….

People don't realize, or maybe they've forgotten, that there was a time in history when standup comedy wasn't something that you had to hide your kid….

All kinds of violence on the TV. You're not supposed to watch violence on the TV. Children, they can't watch it 'cause they're afraid maybe the kids ….

I love kids, and I'm great with them, but I also love being able to give them back..

I'm old enough to remember when the air over American cities was a lot dirtier than it is now. You've probably never woken up early on a winter morni….

If you've got kids you know you've only got one prayer: "Let my kids outlive me." That's the bottom of everything..

What do you care more about? The kids or your hair?.

As a kid I quite fancied the romantic, Bohemian idea of being an artist. I expect I thought I could escape from the difficulties of maths and spellin….

When I was a kid, politicians wanted to avoid talking about religion if they could. John F. Kennedy couldn't duck the issue, being Catholic and all. ….

I loved Sherlock Holmes as a kid, but I remember being disappointed when he'd come up with these simple explanations for these complex mysteries..

When I was a kid, people who got divorced were people who had no gumption..

I get recognised a lot. If there are a load of school kids together, they'll shout at me, but I'm quite good at giving grief back. I give as good as ….

One of the interesting things about YA books - I don't know about Percy Jackson, but I do know about 'Twilight' and 'Maximum Ride': There are a lot o….

My kids are not interested in anything I do. And I mean that not in any dis to my children or dis to me. My kids have their own life, they could give….

In the Middle East you get that sense that leadership decisions and the local powers that are working around us all the time have a direct effect on ….