I'm just a normal kid who lives to play baseball. I'm living my dream..

I gave a relenting sigh. "Fine! I'll throw on some clothes. Turn around. I'm in my pj's." Pj's that consisted of nothing but a tank top and boy short….

I'd love to have three or four kids. But my mom always says: "Speak to me after you have your first"..

For some reason the most devoted mapheads seem to be kids..

I just started as a part of the public school music program. I took lessons at the school every Friday and was a part of the school band. I was just ….

I think, oh my god, kids are reading, and they care about a book enough to come over and talk to me about a book that they care about. If I think abo….

For our first date, I made Ryan Hamburger Helper, which is basically what I grew up on. I make my own version of it now, with macaroni and cheese and….

I always bring my kids vacation souvenirs printed in Comic Sans, so they know I love them but not unconditionally..

I'm a big hip-hop fan since being a kid. It was the first music that spoke to me and made me feel like, 'Yeah.'.

If public figures came out of the closet, then the LGBT kids who saw them on TV would feel safe, before they even knew why they felt dangerous. Maybe….

The kid was so handsome, he almost looked unreal..

What would make me happiest is if kids read these books [Bink & Gollie] and think: there is so much to love in the world; and words are so much fun..

I always composed music as a little kid..

Realizing you're not anything special to the kids is always a great sort of reminder that you're just a regular person. A regular embarrassing old mo….

I have friends who have a normal family, kids and a dog, and I think I would blow my brains out. It's fine for them. But I'm such a free spirit, I fe….

There's always kids who become stop motion animators. I get stuff all the time. They put it on YouTube. It's exciting to see..

My audience are the same people who bought my albums years ago. These people are now married, with their own homes, their own families. If I'm in con….

I'm still a big kid - I make mistakes all time..

You hope you're saying the right things - but also, as a kid becomes a teenager, you feel like there's a ticking clock for you to tell them everythin….

Abortion is abortion. Maybe you should have more protected sex? But if you get raped and get pregnant why would you keep that kid? I believe you shou….

Sometimes you have to take a break from being a crazy kid. You can’t be doing that all the time. Sometimes you just have to pay respect to your own s….