Because I don't do stand-up, radio has always been my equivalent, a place to stay in connection with the public and force myself to write every week ….

Change is the very nature of nature..

To be a good actor you really have to want to act first..

As a kid, I never thought I saw myself as unusual. I always thought that lots of people could do what I did. More and more I realized I was wrong..

It is my job to make sure that these kids who are talented get every chance they can and not to be passed over; this is life or death for them..

Even now I can't trust life. It did too many awful things to me as a kid..

There was a guy with mental illness in the middle of the street just yelling and hollering. I have a number that I can call - it's not 911 - to tell ….

Working 14 hours a day until you're 55 and missing your kids growing up is not what I would consider a recipe for happiness..

I was a regular dork. I was a kid who was scrawny and all that, and probably kind of dumb or something. I wasn't unordinary; I wasn't extraordinary..

People make me feel like I have a problem because I haven't had a kid yet..

There are some things that can't be measured..

A lot of my colleagues just don't really realize that they have to work in order to get the interest of an audience, especially with young kids, espe….

You throw your best punch, otherwise don't do it..

Language is always evolving. It's difficult to read Shakespeare now because language has shifted. Similarly, kids these days can get to the point ….

I wanted some family structure and stability, and thats what The Partridge Family afforded me, not only financially but in the fact that I could be a….

I was pretty subdued [as a kid ] because I didn't want to get spanked, and I didn't want to go to Hell..

I find OOP technically unsound..

Vaisey looked like a startled earwig..

She is inhumanly alone. And then, all at once, she isn't..

I think my books talk about kids learning to like and respect themselves and each other. You can't write a message book; you just tell the best story….

It's time to discuss what it's going to take to get you beneath me"-GC.