Feed the alligators and you get bigger alligators..

I ain't from Africa. I'm from St. Louis..

Accidental stacks considered harmful..

In the mind of all the English soldiers there is absolutely no hate for the Germans, but a kind of brotherly though slightly comtemptuous kindness - ….

It's never over till it's over with a friend..

Have recourse trustfully to Gods loving kindness and He will not forsake you, for He longs to bestow His graces. Though you may have had the misfortu….

Stand-up is something I just truly love to do, so I'll always go back to it. I'll never stop doing it, that's for sure..

The day you stop learning is the day you begin decaying..

For we put the thought of all that we love into all that we make..

The days passed, as they do, and life went on..

Protecting yourself from failure is probably not a good way to live..

If you can't understand the blues, you don't know much.

Practice random acts of kindness and senseless acts of beauty..

You have to really have a taste for being alone to be a writer..

We live in a very gynophobic society.

Not being happy really is my fear..

I fear for the democratic system. And I fear for our liberties. Only a small group of people fights for our liberties. Once we start on the slippery ….

I was never trained for anything.

I value humor, kindness, and the ability to tell a good story far more than money, status, or the kind of car someone drives..

I do not sing politics. I merely sing the truth..

Life had sure been simpler when I hadn't dated..