Almost every one flatters himself that he and his are exceptionable..

Presents, I often say, endear absents..

The works of nature must all be accounted good..

Dead is the travel of all our travels..

I cannot explain something that no one has ever figured out..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

Everybody isn't everybody..

I purge compulsively. I'm constantly shedding things..

I don't think of love in terms of relationships. It happens in terms of seconds, but it goes away like that, too. I pass a nurse, I love her, it ends….

Women like being kissed..

I outlived the bastards..

Usually we are saying only part of the truth..

No one can take away the days that we conquered..

The flute is a weird instrument, especially when played solo..

America was built on her citizens..

Everything just fell into place with Ronnie and me. We completed each other..

I'll tell you what can make bacon better... nothing..

God expects of us only what He Himself has supplied..

We don't eat anything that has to be killed for us..

The Gospel is a gospel of power or it is nothing at all..

I became Gauleiter in 1927..