We'd just released a zebra in Las Vegas..
It's like a crapshoot in Las Vegas, except in Las Vegas the odds are with the house. As for the market, the odds are with you, because on average ove….
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like "I feel a bit lighthea….
I have always loved Las Vegas. It's a traditional place for lounge comics to perform, and I love that..
History is hard to know, because of all the hired bullshit, but even without being sure of "history" it seems entirely reasonable to think that every….
I started a big part of my career in Vegas..
I was born in Las Vegas and my babysitter was a female Elvis Presley impersonator. My first memory is being in her arms and she was fully dressed up ….
In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity..
There's just no quiet in Vegas..
I've played a lot in Las Vegas in my life..
i like james patterson.
Before I traveled my road I was my road..
I love to work. I love doing standup..
I love IMAX when it works right..
You must not inflict life on someone who will be resented..
Faith in faith is faith astray..
That's the thing about faith. It works..
My "me" is God nor do I recognize any other "me" except my God himself..
Whatever you subsidize you get more of..
Whatsoever is, is in God..
Nobody is all good or all bad..