My wife is so fat that the last time I saw something that big it was grazing..

The biggest problem has been exhaustion. I've spent about 6 of the last 14 years completely bedridden..

Not she with trait'rous kiss her Saviour stung, Not she denied him with unholy tongue; She, while apostles shrank, could danger brave, Last at his cr….

It is easier to contend with evil at the first than at the last..

Life to the great majority is only a constant struggle for mere existence, with the certainty of losing it at last..

Beethoven's last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man..

Well, truth be told it was the hope on the last one, it's always the hope. It's just you don't just wasn't to do it- everything we do is, for a lack ….

No blame can be attached to the army for its failure to accomplish what was projected by me... I alone am to blame, in perhaps expecting too much of ….

Woman, last at the cross, and earliest at the grave..

Nothing lasts in New York. Everything's always changing in really obvious ways..

I really do live for the future, because when I'm eating a box of candy, I can't wait to taste the last piece..

Freedom lurked around us and I understood, at last, that he could help us be free if we would listen, that he would never be free until we did..

A quota is always something artificial that can only last for a certain period of time..

I'll come back to you," I say. "I promise you, if it's the last thing I do, I'll come back to you." Her face is buried in my neck. She nods. "I'll co….

A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!.

I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife..

While fortune lasts you will see your friend's face..

Death is the last fact of which we can be certain..

That’s the last time I let Wesley Snipes help me out with my taxes!.

The last time I threw a punch was in primary school, and that was probably a slap..

For, how else to seize such an instant? How to shout out into the empty air just the right words, and on cue? Frame a moment to last a lifetime?.