When's the last time you went into a barber shop and saw everyone there unconsious?.

I've been directing more and more the last few years, I find it an enjoyable challenge..

The comedy gods are smiling on me tonight, because I have been saying, for the longest time, that president Bush must set a timetable for removing hi….

When I go down into the ground at last, as God is my judge, I pray my best-beloved may have better to say of me than, "He didn't hit me.".

I think most beauty tips that work and last are kind of old..

We do not truly see light, we only see slower things lit by it, so that for us light is on the edge-the last thing we know before things become too s….

If you work so hard to reach your goal but you lose your pole in the very last run, that's hard to take..

Did you ever see a chameleon catch a fly? The chameleon gets behind the fly and remains motionless for some time, then he advances very slowly and ge….

Solar power is the last energy resource that isn't owned yet - nobody taxes the sun yet..

Though you may be last to discover your follies, be always first to correct them..

Jace: "I guess we better move the trash. We can start with the Dumpster," looking unenthusiastic. Clary: "You'd rather face a ravening horde of demon….

...I spent many, many hours in...libraries. Libraries became courts of last resort, as it were..

I hope that people like us next year like they liked us last year..

The history of women is the history of the worst form of tyranny the world has ever known. The tyranny of the weak over the strong. It is the only ty….

Life doesn't last, art doesn't last.

The last time I saw Elvis was when I played my second New Years Eve show for him in 1970..

I'm a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It's a shame..

brains last, beauty doesn't..

I decided years ago that if I'm going to keep teaching contemplation, then the last years of my life should be contemplative..

The last thing people want is a surprise, these days..

The only prosperity the people can afford to be satisfied with is the kind that lasts.