I just got called Nigel..

I never knew how good it is to be unknown until now. The last time I was unknown I was too busy trying to become known to realize the advantages of o….

I can't draw. I'm good on the yo-yo, but I don't draw..

The ideal length of time for sex to last is the entire relationship, breaking only for snacks..

The war won't be over until the last spammer's head is stuck onto a spear at the city limits..

You know, last night it was so cold that my pillow and my sheets fought to see who got under the blankets first..

There are some things that can't be measured..

Now I am almost entirely love..

I learned early on that I'd rather not be taught something somebody else's way, I'd rather do it the most organic way I know. So, whatever I end up w….

All change begins with someone having a thought..

I actually eat a lot..

I was hired as a penciler..

Realizing that nothing can last, that all is as dreamlike illusion..

Enjoy the day as if it were your last..

I have never voted in my life..

Beauty lasts five minutes. Maybe longer if you have a good plastic surgeon..

In fact, it seems to me that making strategic alliances across national borders in order to treat HIV among the world's poor is one of the last great….

Luck is always the last refuge of laziness and incompetence..

I follow the rules until I go against them all..

Hate doesn't last. Love does..

The sentence completes its signification only with its last term..