I went out with a girl last night. She wasn't a Lana Turner. She was more of a stomach turner..

I'm a very, very unreckless person. I mean, I look left, I look right, I look left, I look right, then I repeat the process and then I decide not to ….

Live comedy's a very reckless, foolhardy profession. You're only as good as your last gig so earnings fluctuate..

A wonder lasts but nine days, and then the puppy's eyes are open..

Yes, the first morning of creation wrote what the last dawn of reckoning shall read..

I want to preach till the last breath in my lungs runs out..

Every show could be the last one..

Husbands shouldn't be the last to know. Husbands should never know!.

Good times don't last long sometimes..

I'm scared to fall in love, afraid to love so fast, cuz everytime I fall in love, it seems to never last..

Never' is too much of a word. Nothing lasts forever..

Think to yourself that every day is your last; the hour to which you do not look forward will come as a welcome surprise..

What I do for myself stays within me, what I do for others lasts a lifetime..

Every generation welcomes the pirates from the last..

I cried over beautiful things, knowing no beautiful thing lasts..

So I lied to you last night. I said that I just wanted one night with you. But I want every night with you..

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards..

Well,' the Goddess said, 'your heart didn't heal straight the last time it broke. So we'll break it again and reset it so it heals straight this time..

The five-year mean global temperature has been flat for the last decade.

When you hold somebody, you gotta hold them like it's the last minute of your life..

Dictators are rulers who always look good until the last ten minutes..