There are no more liberals Theyve all been mugged..

Describe Elvis Presley? He was the greatest who ever was, is or ever will be..

The work that I'm proudest of is the work that I'm most afraid of..

Everything was believed except the truth..

I was physically abused and I retaliated..

I don't like dudes. Not even for 1 second..

The last time I was in a gym, Dukakis was running for president..

I like to sing very much..

With each new album: I need to kill the last version of me..

I'd rather not have a moment when I'm known for my looks; being funny and interesting lasts longer..

Airlines are one of the last things to be liberalized..

The Bible opens and closes with a wedding..

I feel like shoes are one of those things that no matter how conservative or how outrageous you get, a good pair of shoes is going to last you a life….

Why aren't you dead?" Will demanded..

Better not to work on things that you're not in love with..

I tell it like it is. I tell it like I see it. I tell it like I envision it. I tell it like I live it..

I have to admit, I do loooove eggnog..

Choose love not in the shallows but in the deep..

That which is measured improves. That which is measured and reported improves exponentially..

Disinformation is most effective in a very narrow context..

Confess and be hanged..