You live day by day. You can't build your life..

There is no later. This is later..

I am not a televangelist..

To be is to stand for..

Patience! patience! You are always in a hurry, but God is not..

Life was a pre-death experience..

All right," I managed to say, just before I crumpled to the floor. "Let's see what you've got..

When times change, so must we..

We animate what we can see, and we see only what we animate..

Dawn Steel was the person who told me I could never wear shoes like this! She and Nora Ephron told me 'you can't wear those crappy shoes, nobody woul….

Where both are friends, it is right to prefer truth..

For to a folysshe demaunde behoueth a folysshe ansuere..

I never thought of myself as a writer..

It’s almost always sadder to stay than to depart.

Politics is a thing that only the unsophisticated can really go for..

You're not just looking for laughs, but you're trying to do the characters first, and then the laughs come afterwards..

Freebase? What's free about it?.

I'm just going to be me..

I never laugh until I've had my coffee..

Success is always something that you have to recover from..

I want to make people laugh..