Own nothing, control everything..
When you're good at something, make that everything.
You get used to seeing certain things, and if you don't find a new way to talk about it, then frankly at some point you need to get out of the way..
We shall reach our goal, when we have the power to laugh as we destroy, as we smash, whatever was sacred to us as tradition, as education, and as hum….
I'm often asked, "What is your favorite moment during the 30 years you hosted [The Tonight Show]?" I really don't have just one. The times I enjoyed ….
Everyone has a price..
She'd hit me before but never over and over and over and over into the head..
As comedians, we have the opportunity to convey a message that will have an effect. The best can make you laugh and cry, the way musicians and actors….
All great acheivements require time..
Sharing is having more..
To be in the 1% you have to do what the 99% won't..
I was homeless for a little bit. I was on people's couches, but it was an amazing journey. I got to make people laugh all the way..
Live constructively and live optimistically..
A text is evolutionary by its very nature..
We only kill each other.
By Thy power, let there be peace, O God!.
The rule that covers everything is: how you are with others, expect that back..
Only the autodidacts are free..
No one's going to shoot at me..
Nothing is proved, all is permitted..
Vegtables, what food eats before it becomes food..