A lot of critics object to what I do, but I got into comedy to make people laugh, and I've always worked hard..

Life's about changing. Nothing ever stays the same..

We are, after all, homo economicus..

Anyone who has problems, or worries, anyone who laughs and cries, anyone who feels can write. It's only talking on paper... talking about the things ….

An hour and seven minutes after walking up. I stood with Noelle outside the Trust's house and prepared to raise my first -- and hopefully only -- dem….

What we do not understand, we cannot control..

You can't get rid of a part that makes you you and be happy..

I didn't know whether to laugh, s*it, or go blind!.

She who laughs last may not invariably laugh best, but she does laugh..

Nobody can hear you read music..

I've always been in music. I started out in music, and I will continue to do music..

My buddies, we've always just tried to make each other laugh. I mean, just like all friends hanging out - that's the goal..

It's never over till it's over with a friend..

I make the music that I make because that's what naturally comes to me..

Kill the ones that eat us. Eat the ones we kill.

God can only be comprehended as Love..

I suppose I look for humor in most situations because it humanizes things; it makes a character much more three-dimensional if there's some kind of h….

We live in an anaesthetized society..

There is no later. This is later..

Go as far as you can. Go further than you can!.

Our work is to preach the gospel and we must not be sidetracked..