You put out a funny podcast, you talk about bak chor mee. I will say mee siam mai hum..

Truth resides where there is faith..

It's true what they say about failure. You don't learn from success..

When you laugh, you receive luck.

I wouldn't leave Disney to do Disney..

Before change can be managed, it has to be sparked..

Watching something is nothing like doing it..

A pitfall of making a comedy with a studio-and it's also an American cultural thing-is that I get tired of being encouraged to go always for laughs..

Aggle flabble kabble . . . snurp?.

It is not only all right but necessary to stand up to George Bush..

How sweetly he came to her, she thought. Even with his bulk and power, he came to her...sweetly..

Time is how you spend your love..

I always wear the same thing onstage..

I live to service you.

Upward, not Northward.

I follow politics, but I don't like to discuss it..

Let science tell us what and how. Let religion tell us who and why..

We find ourselves only by looking to what we’re not..

It's something to be Great, It's nothing to be Famous.

It is more than possible; it is probable..

Women expect us to like them, but they don't even like each other.