You can't even see it. I'm the safest thing you'll ever find.

It's always better to be the dumper than the dumpee..

It's not personal, it's strictly business.

I'm not a centerfold..

There is so much more than we can see, there is so much more that we can be..

I make my relationships at work..

To see more is to become more..

When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time..

Money has to serve, not to rule!.

You don't go to a comedy and try to laugh. You laugh in spite of yourself. You don't just come on stage and cry. Something has pushed you to cry..

Things are not always as they appear to be as..

Meaning is socially, historically, and rhetorically constructed..

Experience is of particulars only..

You have to learn to work and search, not expect instantly to find..

What so wild as words are?.

Do not dehumanize others..

I would have to find something else to bury here and I wished it could be Charles..

If you play comedic scenes like they're really serious, then it's so much more funny than if you're going for a laugh..

I grew up playing classical guitar, so everything I learned was rooted in technique, form, presentation..

Children laugh an average of three hundred or more times a day; adults laugh an average of five times a day. We have a lot of catching up to do..

It's great, because different groups of kids can laugh at each other and still enjoy the show..